Long ago I was a Deputy Marshal for the Town of Friday Harbor Marshal’s department. I still had the shirt, so I dressed up as a cop and here was checking out the evidence of a stabbing. T’was Halloween and all such activities seemed appropriate. Now it’s nearly October again and just today I drove by the pumpkin patch on San Juan Valley Road and was reminded that summer is over for another year.
This case was easy to solve…I was the perp, and continued to stab the poor pumpkin until it was an entirely other creature altogether…something really scary!